chubbyyue: January 2007

Cars are not boys

The Son of Man has come to seek and to save that which was lost. -Luke 19:10

Mommy told me that Auntie Tricia is having a baby girl! Congratulations to her and Uncle John. Uncle John's biggest wish is to have a girl and God finally gives one to him. I told her during my lunch...
Me: I want a di di for Caleb kor kor.
Mommy: Oh... but it's too late, God gives a mei mei to Caleb kor kor.
Me: Mommy, I want a di di and mei mei.
Mommy: I can't help you, you have to ask God for them.
Me (instantly crossed my hands, closed my eyes and prayed): Thank you God for giving me mei mei and di di. In Jesus' name, Amen.
Mommy can't stop grinning at me.

Then, Mommy asked me if McQueen is a good boy because he helped to push King to the finishing line.
Mommy: Is McQueen a good boy?
Me: No Mommy, McQueen is not a good boy.
Mommy: He is, why is he not?
Me: He is not a boy Mommy, he is a good car.
Mommy: Ok, you are not wrong.
Me: McQueen is not a boy because he does not have a penis.
Mommy: ...

I had a great time in Yosemite with Papa, Mommy and Uncle JB's family. They have two pretty daughters that my parents can't decode who shall be their future daughter-in-law :). They even have evil thoughts in kidnapping them back to Singapore to live with them. I like Majan a little more, how about you? Majan is the elder sis and Jana is the younger one. My first family friends from Uzbekistan, a country near Russia. It's located in Asia, not Europe. :) Something I learnt from them. I will invite them to Singapore when I save enough in my piggy bank.

In Yosemite, Papa had the chance to learn to ski by himself. Isn't he intelligent? He even conquered the green slope without falling after his self-practising at the beginner's slope. I also had the chance to try out ice skating with Mommy. However, I gave up after trying for two rounds as it was so difficult to balance without the aid of my parents. Mommy was happy that Papa let her ice skate as she missed the opportunity to ski.

My BRAIN

It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. - Matthew 19:23

I am doing fine at Preschool. Mommy is very proud of me, I didn't wail or whine when she brings me there and enjoy it very much. Sometimes, Mommy is so mad at me that she threatens she won't let me go school and wants to punish me by staying at home with her. This really frightens me and I have to beg and promise that I will listen and obey her.

Mommy and I were playing with "Find the differences between 2 similar objects" game. We took out 2 similar Tonka trucks and tried to find the differences. After finding the differences, we changed the rules to find the similarity between the 2 trucks. Then I said...
Me: This one serves the aircraft carrier and the other one does not.
Mommy: How can you tell that this one serves the aircraft carrier?
Me: ....
Mommy: From where does it give you a clue that it serves the aircraft carrier?
Me: My BRAIN!
Mommy: Er???
Me: From my BRAIN that it tells me!
Mommy: .....

Think out of the box

How then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God? - Genesis 39:9

Mommy brought out the Loop to Loop Parachute that she helped Xiaoyi to buy and wanted to check if it has any defect. Papa, Mommy and I decided to play some games with it. Papa shouted out the instructions, Mommy and I will follow it. One of them was standing on one leg in the pink area, Mommy lifted one of her legs and tried to balance it with another one. Then Mommy pointed at me and said I cheated. It happened when I stepped on the pink area with one leg and placed my other leg outside the parachute on the carpet. I didn't even need to do any balancing. Papa laughed and teased Mommy that I was not wrong since I can think out of the box and left my other leg outside the pink area. Oh, what a silly Mom I have! *shake my head*

Preschool-phobia

Happy is he who has th God of Jacob for his help. - Psalm 146:5

I have started attending Preschool at the Child Development Center here. I anticipated my first day of school. Subsequently, I dislike going to it. Mommy doesn't know the reason but she guessed it's because I didn't listen to my Teacher and was being lectured by her. We, children, are supposed to hold on to the rope when our Teachers bring us to the nearby playground. Being my first time, I was fascinated by it and therefore, didn't follow the rest and ran out to the road. Anyway, this is what I do usually and my parents always reprimand me. I can't help myself coz I am just a toddler who can't stay still, what did I do wrong again. Now, it resulted that I prefer going to the childcare at Calvary Chapel than CDC. I told Mommy I don't want to go Preschool anymore. Hee... Mommy has started to have more patience with me as she doesn't want me to detest it.

Wanna know my recent development:
1) Went cycling with Papa one day and he was upset with me coz I didn't want to pedal.
Papa: Let's go home since you don't want to pedal.
Me: Papa, you should go home as you didn't pedal.
Papa: *speechless* since Papa didn't bring his bicycle along.

2) We went Walgreen to get some stuff.
Me: I don't want Papa, I want Mommy.
Mommy: You are not suppose to say this.
Me: I want to say I don't want Papa.
Therefore, Papa was very upset with me. Back home...
Me: Papa, can you carry me?
Papa: No, because you said you don't want Papa.
Me: I said I don't want Papa at Walgreen but at here, I didn't say I don't want Papa.
Papa: *speechless*

3) I ran out to the road eventhough Mommy and Auntie Emily asked me to wait for them near the car.
Auntie Emily: You shouldn't run out to the road because the car will bang on you since the driver can't see you.
Me: But I am big already!
Auntie Emily: *speechless*

4) Went library for the story telling as well as show and tell. Mommy saw this and nearly fainted. A boy was sitting behind me with his legs straightened. I saw that and leaned towards to his shoes. Then he tried to avoid me and moved his legs away. I turned to him and said, "Please don't kick me.". I think my Mommy will strangle me if there was no one around.

After reading the above, does it convince you that human beings are full of sinful nature, do not forget that I am not yet three. Do you still love me? I know only God does. That is why my parents have already started praying for and with me on my salvation.

Happy Birthday, Mommy

What is man that You are mindful of him? - Psalm 8:4

Today is my Mommy's birthday, the first thing I did in the morning was to sing her a birthday song and of course, it came free with a kiss and hugs. :) Hee, made my folks furiuos again when I refused to drink milk today... dunno y, just no mood for milk.

Pa pa brought us to Phil's Fish market to celebrate Mommy's birthday. She finally got to eat the dish that she has wanting to try for a long time. It's Cioppino, which consists of a light herbal tomato sauce, a nice fish fumet, and the couple handfuls of the seafood catch of the day. You will like it when you tried this one at Phil's Fish Market. She finds that this one tasted better than the one she ate at Monterey's Fish House.