Joke of the day

You also outwardly appear righteous to me, but inside you are full of hypocrisy. - Matthew 23:28

Yue: May I have some more water please, Mommy?
Mom: Yes, you may.
Yue: (watching Mommy poured the water into his cup) Good job, Mommy!

Mom: Mommy has backache, I can't carry you.
Yue: Yes, Mommy has black egg (should be backache), not blue egg...

This is my current favourite book, maybe you will like to read it too. I can memorize all the alphabet and vocabulary and even direct my Mommy when she drives on the road. I will point out STOP sign, ONE WAY sign, DO NOT U-TURN sign to her.